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Contests on The Morning Crave…
Story Tyme on The Morning Crave…
Story 1: Men with These Features Are the Best in Bed . . . Including Beards, Piercings, and Small Feet
Nothing says “sexual superstar” like a man with a thick beard . . . a bunch of badass tattoos . . . and small, dainty, ballerina feet.
A new survey asked 4,500 women to name the physical features of their BEST sexual partner. Here are the top 10 most common features . . .
- Beard, 73% of women said the best dude they ever had sex with had a beard.
- Brown eyes, 71%.
- Piercings, 70%.
- Broad shoulders, 68%.
- Tattoos, 62%.
- Brown hair, 59%.
- A “snail trail” of hair down from their belly button, 58%.
- Small feet, 53%. (Who knew?)
- Glasses, 51%.
- High cheekbones, 49%.
Story 2: A Guy Broke into a House on Valentine’s Day and Took a Candlelit Bath
Here’s a guy who didn’t let being alone ruin his Valentine’s Day . . .
A couple in Maine left their house for an overnight trip on Sunday. And when they got home the next morning, they realized someone had broken in, and was still there. So they called 911.
It turned out a 34-year-old guy from Norway named Sean Schoonmaker had broken into their house on Valentine’s Day, and made himself at home.
He parked in their garage . . . rummaged through their stuff . . . made dinner . . . and then took a romantic, candlelit BATH.
He also rearranged a bunch of their stuff, including family photos. And he smoked cigarettes in, quote, “every room.”
Cops showed up and arrested him. He’s facing charges for burglary and theft.
News of the WEIRD: Neon Green Breast Milk?
A woman in Mexico says Covid turned her breast milk neon GREEN. Her pediatrician believes that’s because it was filled with antibodies her body produced to protect her baby.
HOT on YouTube: A Husband Braves a Snowstorm to Buy Corn Dogs for His Wife
This won’t top the list of “most heroic husband things,” but it’s not shabby. A woman in St. Louis wanted corn dogs, so her husband drove through a snowstorm to get some. He was interviewed about it on the local news, so she recorded it and posted it online.
Possible Trivia: Win Amigos!
Who sang the lyrics to this 2017 hit?
“I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too”
A. Ed Sheeran
B. Harry Styles
C. Justin Timberlake
Survey Says: Win a Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass!
74% of people usually drink one or two glasses of THIS in a sitting.
The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- The ratio of cookie-to-cream in an original Oreo is 71% cookie, 29% cream.
- There’s a scale of “close encounters.” A close encounter of the first kind is seeing a UFO . . . a close encounter of the third kind is seeing an alien . . . the fourth kind is being abducted by aliens . . . and the seventh kind is having SEX with an alien.
- It takes 60 tons of paint to cover the Eiffel Tower, which is the weight of about 10 elephants.
- There’s only one country in the Americas where more people speak a native language other than the language of a country that colonized them. It’s Paraguay, where 90% of people speak Guarani and 87% speak Spanish.
- No one knows exactly how the Academy Awards started being called Oscars.
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