TODAY’S BLOG — A guy lights 100 candles to propose to his girlfriend and burns down their apartment … There’s a new plastic surgery trend called “genital matchmaking” … The National Park Service issues a reminder not to push your slow friend down to save yourself from a bear …
Contests on The Morning Crave…
-
7:20am Throwback Thursday (Amigos)
-
8:20am Survey Says?! (Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
-
9:30am Club KQ (Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
Story Tyme on The Morning Crave…
Story 1: A Guy Lights 100 Candles to Propose to His Girlfriend . . . And Burns Their Apartment Down
There’s such a fine line between a grand romantic gesture and total disaster.
A 26-year-old guy named Albert Ndreu in Yorkshire, England spent the past two weeks planning an elaborate proposal for his girlfriend, Valerija Madevic.
And his plan included putting more than 60 balloons and 100 candles around the living room in their apartment.
So he lit all the candles, then went out to get Valerija and bring her home to propose. But when they got there . . . the apartment was ON FIRE and the fire department was rushing over to put it out.
No one was hurt, but the apartment was completely destroyed.
On the bright side, Valerija still said yes.
Go here for a photo of before the fire… Go here for a photo after the fire.
Go here for more.
Wedding proposal gone wrong! Man sets his flat on fire after lighting hundreds of romantic candles.https://t.co/Ee2DQyBrQd
— TIMES NOW (@TimesNow) August 5, 2020
Story 2: New Plastic Surgery Trend: Couples Are Getting Their Genitalia Altered to Be More Compatible?
At this point in time, with public health where it is . . . some people are still going for THIS elective surgery?
The hot new trend in plastic surgery is . . . something called “genital matchmaking.”
That’s where a couple both get plastic surgery to make their naughty regions more compatible.
So a man might have his junk enlarged to better fit his wife or girlfriend’s lady parts. And she might have a rejuvenation or tightening down there to match up better with what he’s packing.
And the result is supposed to be more FRICTION during sex.
We couldn’t find any plastic surgeons listing prices for this procedure online, so you’ll have to see what your favorite plastic surgeon quotes you.
Story 3: The National Park Service Issues a Reminder Not to Push Your Slow Friend Down to Save Yourself from a Bear
So you’re visiting one of our country’s fine national parks and . . . uh oh! . . . you find yourself face to face with a bear? How do you escape?
Well, the National Park Service would like to remind you what NOT to do.
They put up a Facebook post yesterday on their official page reminding people if they encounter a bear, quote, “Please don’t push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself.”
The advice is mixed in with other tips like “don’t run” and “don’t climb a tree.”
So if you can’t run, climb a tree, OR sacrifice your friends, what DO you do? Stay calm, slowly move away, and walk sideways while you keep eye contact with the bear . . . they find all that non-threatening.
Survey Says: Win a Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND a Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass!
According to a survey of 2,000 drinkers, THIS causes the worst hangover.
Answer: Tequila. | Go here for more.
The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- You can become a citizen of Bulgaria if you invest at least $600,000 in the country.
- The Statue of Liberty is the tallest statue in the United States. Number two is . . . a statue of Pegasus and a dragon outside a horse racing track and casino in Hallandale Beach, Florida.
- There’s a German word specifically for the weight you gain from overeating when you’re depressed. The word is “kummerspeck” . . . and it literally translates to “GRIEF BACON.”
- The astronomer who came up with the Big Bang theory was also a CATHOLIC PRIEST, named Monsignor Georges Lemaitre.
- The head football coach at the University of Michigan from 1897 to 1899 quit to prospect for gold in Alaska . . . and he actually was successful and struck it rich in 1908.
The Morning Crave Blog Posts…
The Morning Crave Podcast and Audio On-Demand…
