TODAY’S BLOG — Kraft is trying to make Macaroni-and-Cheese a breakfast food … Describe what you do for a living, but as a crime … A company is looking to hire couples to have sex on different mattresses …
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7:20am Whatchamacallit Wednesday (Amigos)
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8:20am Survey Says?! (Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND a Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
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Story 1: Kraft Is Trying to Make Macaroni-and-Cheese a Breakfast Food
I guess we’re at the point in the pandemic where ALL rules are out the window. Because macaroni-and-cheese now counts as a BREAKFAST FOOD.
A survey by Kraft found 56% of parents are letting their kids eat it for breakfast more often right now. So Kraft is embracing the idea by giving out special-edition boxes that say “Macaroni & Cheese BREAKFAST” instead of “Macaroni & Cheese Dinner.”
You can enter to win one by tweeting out “#KMCforBreakfast” and “#Sweepstakes”. Each box comes with a magnet that lists different breakfast recipes . . . like topping it with bacon and eggs, or crumbled sausage.
In other mac news, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mac ‘N Cheese has been spotted at Walmart. Go here for more.
The secret to a stress-free morning? Kraft Mac & Cheese!
Tweet #KMCforBreakfast and #Sweepstakes for a chance to win Kraft Mac & Cheese for Breakfast. We'll give 10 boxes to @FeedTheChildren each time the hashtag is used. NoPurNec.18+VoidWhereProhib https://t.co/L3bD7p8wpK pic.twitter.com/G0AFIrVnEh
— Kraft Macaroni & Cheese (@kraftmacncheese) August 4, 2020
New Cheetos Mac 'N Cheese is out now at Walmart! There are three flavors: Bold & Cheesy, Flamin' Hot, and Cheddar Jalapeño. Huge thanks to @courtney86t for the tip on these! https://t.co/uVm4jK22Cd pic.twitter.com/7KPSgrvmGA
— Candy Hunting (@CandyHunting) August 4, 2020
Story 2: Describe What You Do for a Living . . . But as a Crime
If you ever get bored answering when people ask you, “So, what do you do?” . . . this is a GREAT option.
Right now, people on Reddit are describing what they do for a living . . . but as a crime. Here are some of the best examples . . .
- “I drive fast and disregard the rules of my road to break into people’s homes and cause immense water damage. Afterwards I tear down their ceilings and drywall and leave without cleaning anything up.” That’s a . . . firefighter.
- “I help people circumvent copyright by getting them loads of free books, DVDs, CDs, games, and any other media that’s come out in the last hundred years.” That’s a . . . librarian.
- “I force children to stay in a small room to do paperwork without paying them.” That’s a . . . teacher.
- “I hand someone instruments to cut into an unconscious person.” That’s a . . . surgical assistant.
- “I’m a drug dealer.” That’s a . . . worker at a nutritional supplement store and could be a pharmacist as well.
- “I work for Comcast.” That’s a . . . Comcast employee.
Story 3: A Company Is Looking to Hire Couples to Have Sex on Different Mattresses
You won’t find this in any mattress company’s product descriptions . . . but it would be great to know how their mattresses hold up when you’re performing unspeakable acts ON those mattresses.
So a mattress review site called Sleep Standards wants to help fill that hole. Ahem.
They’re looking to hire five couples and pay them $3,000 each to have sex on a bunch of different mattresses, then report back on how it went.
Quote, “We’ll send you a new mattress every week and all you have to do is give us your honest reviews on how good that mattress is for sex.”
They’ll send eight mattresses total . . . and when things are all done, the couples will get their $3,000 AND get to keep one of the mattresses. It’s not clear what the company is going to do with all the OTHER mattresses from the test.
Anyway, if you’re interested, you need to apply by September 15th.
Go here to apply.
Go here for more.
Whatchamacallit Wednesday: Win Amigos!
Whatchamacall… clothing worn under other clothes, typically next to the skin?
A. Underwear
B. Outerwear
C. Donald Trump
Answer: A. Underwear. | Today is National Underwear Day.
Survey Says: Win a Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND a Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass!
According to a recent survey, more than 80% of people say they settle for things that aren’t the best . . . and THIS tops the list.
Answer: Salary. | Go here for more.
The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- Archaeologists have found Civil War soldiers used hair dye to make themselves look better in photos.
- There are 12 teams in the NCAA’s Ohio Valley Conference . . . but none of them are from Ohio. They’re from Illinois, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Mississippi.
- After Janet Leigh watched herself in the famous shower scene in “Psycho”, she never took another shower . . . she only took baths for the rest of her life.
- Astronauts in space can’t do laundry, so dirty clothes from the International Space Station get sent out into space to burn up in Earth’s atmosphere.
- NASA has offices in a lab in a building in New York City . . . right above Tom’s Restaurant, which you’d recognize as the diner from “Seinfeld”.
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