TODAY’S BLOG — New Music Friday DOUBLE Feature: “Prisoner” by Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa; “Monster” by Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber … The seven most amazingly gluttonous things we’ve done during the holiday season … The smaller a man’s junk, the bigger his bank account … The first Christmas song for dogs has been released …
THANKSGIVING EVENTS & OTHER COMMUNITY HAPPENINGS
Contests on The Morning Crave…
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7:20am Fact or Fiction Friday (Amigos)
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7:50am A Thankful Grand Sign Up (1,000 Buffalo Bucks)
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8:20am Survey Says?! (Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
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8:30am HITS 106 Social Zone Contest (A Thankful Grand Bonus Entries)
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9:30am Club KQ (Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass; Kearney Hy-Vee Turkey)
New Music Friday DOUBLE Feature: “Prisoner” by Miley Cyrus & Dua Lipa and “Monster” by Shawn Mendes & Justin Bieber!
Listen on-air at about 6:35am, 7:35am, and 8:35am!
Story Tyme on The Morning Crave…
Story 1: Here Are the Seven Most Amazingly Gluttonous Things We’ve Done During the Holiday Season
Thanksgiving is less than a week away. And that means . . . all bets are off when it comes to eating for the rest of the year.
According to a new survey, more than half of people say they’re, quote, “writing off the end of the year” when it comes to making healthy or even reasonable food choices.
The survey also found the seven most amazingly gluttonous things people have done during the holidays in the past. Check ’em out . . .
- Eaten so much you’ve had to unbutton your pants . . . 45% have done this.
- Eaten more than one of the same meal in a day, like two dinners . . . 43%.
- Eaten more than one dessert at a meal . . . 43%.
- Eaten more than three meals in a day . . . 35%.
- Eaten until they felt sick . . . 30%.
- Eaten an extra-large midnight snack . . . 25%.
- Hid holiday foods to save them for later . . . 12%.
Story 2: The Smaller a Man’s Junk, the Bigger His Bank Account
Does SIZE matter? Let me rephrase that: WHAT size matters: The size of a man’s package . . . or the size of his bank account?
According to a very important new study, the smaller a man is in the pants, the more money he makes.
The researchers found that men who are packing more than eight inches down there earn an average of $35,700 a year.
Every time you drop an inch, a man’s average salary goes up . . . until you get to men who are only THREE INCHES pulling in an average of $76,780 a year. Yes, they make twice as much as the guys with giant hogs.
The study also found that the smaller your junk is, the more likely it is that you’ve been promoted in the past five years.
Story 3: The First Christmas Song for Dogs Has Been Released
By the time Christmas rolls around, your dog is probably just as tired of hearing the same 30 or so Christmas songs over and over as you are.
We can’t help you with that . . . but we CAN help your dog. Because this year, they finally got their own Christmas song. And no, dogs barking “Jingle Bells” doesn’t count.
A British pet food company called Tails used scientific research . . . and dog focus groups . . . to put together a Christmas song that’s specifically made to appeal just to dogs. And they even recorded it at Abbey Road.
The song is called “Raise the Woof” and it, quote, “uses a reggae beat and the sounds of bells, squeaky toys, and owners’ instructions to illicit a response from dogs.” Hope your dog is into it.
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The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- Greenland is icier than Iceland.
- The woman who invented the chocolate chip cookie was Ruth Wakefield . . . she sold the recipe to Nestle in the 1930s in exchange for a lifetime supply of chocolate.
- Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg went to the same school in Long Beach, California . . . and she says she’s pretty sure she bought weed from him.
- You’re about 2,200 times more likely to die in a car accident than you are in a plane crash. So, in other words, it’s WAY more dangerous to drive to the airport than to get on a flight.
- Biscotti comes from the Latin words “bis” and “coctum,” which means “baked twice.”
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