TODAY’S BLOG — There’s a pumpkin pie-flavored milk for people who think they’ve tried pumpkin everything … A guy is arrested after calling 911 to report aliens so he wouldn’t have to “go ‘Independence Day’ on them” …
Contests on The Morning Crave…
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7:20am Story Problem Tuesday (Amigos)
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Story Tyme on The Morning Crave…
Story 1: There’s a Pumpkin Pie-Flavored Milk for People Who Think They’ve Tried Pumpkin Everything
Just when you’re pretty sure you’ve tried every possible pumpkin-flavored product . . . here comes a new one you never thought of. There’s ALWAYS a new one.
The newest random product that someone spotted on sale is . . . PUMPKIN PIE MILK.
It’s made by the convenience store chain Rutter’s that’s mainly in Pennsylvania, Maryland, and West Virginia. There’s no word on how it tastes.
Story 2: A Guy Is Arrested After Calling 911 to Report Aliens . . . So He Wouldn’t Have to “Go ‘Independence Day’ on Them”
I gotta say, I respect this guy’s approach to an alien invasion. Step one: Report the invasion to the authorities. Step two: If the authorities don’t step up to save humanity, handle things your own damn self.
28-year-old James Fleurant from Vero Beach, Florida called 911 around 1:45 A.M. on Friday to report something serious.
He said he was, quote, “seeing aliens, little ones, flying low to the ground.”
And he thought the police should take care of the aliens . . . but if they didn’t, he would have to, quote, “go ‘Independence Day’ on them.” In other words: He’d take them out himself.
The cops came out but didn’t see the aliens. But they DID wind up arresting James for misuse of 911.
Go here for more.
Go here for his mugshot.
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The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- Louis CK, Matt LeBlanc, and Joe Rogan were all in the same high school graduating class: the class of 1985 at Newton North High School in Newton, Massachusetts.
- Employees at Ben & Jerry’s get three free pints of ice cream EVERY DAY. They also get a free gym membership.
- In “The Jetsons”, George is 40 years old, Jane is 33, and their daughter Judy is 16. That means George was either 23 or 24 and Jane was either 16 or 17 when they conceived Jane.