TODAY’S BLOG — Facebook is going to pay people to deactivate their accounts around the election … Nike is selling Freddy Krueger sneakers for Halloween … You can pay a woman $37 to give honest feedback on your junk …
Contests on The Morning Crave…
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7:20am Whatchamacallit Wednesday (Amigos)
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8:20am Survey Says?! (Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
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9:30am Club KQ (Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass)
Story Tyme on The Morning Crave…
Story 1: Facebook Is Going to Pay People to Deactivate Their Accounts Around the Election
Did you already deactivate your Facebook account because it’s a cesspool that exploits your personal data, makes you more depressed, and spreads dangerous misinformation?
Well, the rest of us are about to get PAID to quit.
Facebook is going to start paying people to deactivate their Facebook and Instagram accounts for one to six weeks leading up to the election in November.
They’re offering between $10 and $20 a week to deactivate your account . . . so you could get up to $120 if they ask you to be part of this.
Why are they doing it? They say it’s a research project to see just how big of an impact they make on democracy . . . and if they’re REALLY destroying democracy like everyone says.
So look for a message on Facebook or Instagram offering to pay you to log off for a few weeks.
Story 2: Nike Is Selling Freddy Krueger Sneakers for Halloween
Nike has made its choice: This Halloween season, MICHAEL JORDAN is out . . . and a horribly disfigured, child-murdering dream demon is in.
Meet the new Air Max 95s inspired by “Nightmare on Elm Street” villain FREDDY KRUEGER. The design is based on Freddy’s striped sweater, although they used red and brown, but not any green.
Inside on the heels, there’s a bloody “Swoosh” logo, and there’s some very light blood splatter. There’s also some gray on the toes, to represent Freddy’s razor glove. The shoes will be out sometime in October.
“Freddy Krueger” Nike Air Max 95s releasing next month as a Halloween release
Story 3: You Can Pay a Woman $37 to Give Honest Feedback on Your Junk
It’s entirely possible that you’ve gone your entire life without REALLY knowing if you’ve got a good looking PACKAGE. Honest feedback without any agenda is hard to come by.
And that’s why this service exists. There’s a 33-year-old woman named Lahnee Pavlovich in Queensland, Australia. She works as a sex instructor and life coach.
And she’s launched a service where men can send her pictures of their junk . . . and she’ll RATE what they’ve got and give them honest feedback.
She’ll also include tips for improving the look, and suggest good sexual positions that will help them get the most out of what they’re packing.
So what would you pay for that service? Believe it or not, it’s only $37.
If you’re interested there are more details on her Instagram post.
Go here for more.
Survey Says: Win a Raising Canes Box Combo Meal AND Kearney Cinema 8 Movie Pass!
According to a recent survey, THIS was the most popular thing to do over Labor Day weekend this year.
Answer: Nothing, just stay home and relax. | Go here for more.
Whatchamacallit Wednesday: Win Amigos!
Whatchamacall… a stuffed toy in the form of a bear?
A. Teddy Bear
B. Terry Bear
C. Trumpy Bear
Answer: A. Teddy Bear. | Today is National Teddy Bear Day.
The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- Hostess made potato chips with orange, cherry, and grape flavors in the 1970s. They failed miserably.
- Superman lives in Metropolis, which everyone assumes is New York City. But according to a former DC Comics editor, it’s actually in . . . Delaware.
- “Jurassic Park” is 127 minutes long. But the dinosaurs are only on screen for a total of 15 minutes.
- Former presidents get free postage for life.
- All of the materials in the human body, including things like bone marrow, DNA, antibodies, and organs, are worth a total of approximately $46 million. But, obviously, if you sold them all, you’d die.