TODAY’S BLOG — Coronavirus Insanity: A school bans pajamas for remote learning, Americans go to Mexico for prostitution, and more … “Summer Penis” is back, when warmer weather makes your junk bigger … Cat people now have their own dating app …
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Story 1: Coronavirus Insanity: A School Bans Pajamas for Remote Learning, Americans Go to Mexico for Prostitution, and More
Here’s a fresh round-up of coronavirus insanity . . .
1. A school district in Illinois has banned kids from wearing pajamas during their remote classes this school year.
And some colleges have been setting rules like “no parties” and “no road trips.”
2. Americans are still going to Mexico to pay for sex . . . but one prostitute in Tijuana says it’s not quite as many as before.
And one American man in his 50s who was interviewed anonymously says he’s been staying safe from coronavirus on his trips by using wipes on his hotel room and only eating outdoors. So yeah, all safe, except possibly the “sex with a prostitute” part.
3. New Zealand did just about the best job fighting coronavirus while the U.S. has done considerably worse . . . so naturally the U.S. just issued a warning telling Americans not to go to New Zealand out of fear of their 23 active cases.
4. A picture is going viral of a comically bad barrier someone set up in a classroom at the University of Georgia . . . it’s basically a sheet of plastic taped to the front of a desk.
5. A man in Florida was arrested after he yelled at a child for wearing a mask at a restaurant, then spit in the kid’s face.
6. The high school in Paulding County, Georgia that suspended students for sharing photos of crowded halls has now reported nine cases of coronavirus, so they’re shutting down for two days.
Story 2: It’s the Time of Year for “Summer Penis” . . . When Warm Weather Makes Your Junk Get Bigger
Two summers ago, right around this time, a journalist for “MEL Magazine” wrote about a phenomenon that she called “summer penis.” That’s when a guy’s junk looks bigger in warm weather.
And urologists have lots of theories about it, but here’s the most convincing one: They say the blood vessels down there expand a little bit in the summer to regulate heat, and the result is junk that looks a little bigger.
Well . . . summer penis season is back.
Since the temperatures are getting hot right now, your junk might look a little bigger than normal.
So enjoy it . . . because it REALLY doesn’t last. You can lose the phenomenon pretty much immediately by jumping into a cold pool.
Story 3: Cat People Now Have Their Own Dating App
Crazy cat people now have no excuse for being single, because they just got their own DATING app. A new app called Tabby launched on Saturday for International Cat Day, and it specifically caters to single people with cats.
You create a profile and describe yourself, just like normal dating apps. But you’re also encouraged to upload photos and videos of your cats . . . describe THEIR personality . . . and set up cat-friendly dates with people.
You can check it out on the App Store and Google Play, or on their website, TabbyDates.com. The same company launched a dog-centric dating app earlier this year called Dig.
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- Quaker Oats briefly owned a video game company from 1982 to 1983 that made Atari games. They released 14 of them, but nothing was even close to a hit, and they shut down the division.
- If the Sun exploded, it would take eight minutes and 20 seconds for all the energy to hit us . . . and kill us all.
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- The coldest inhabited place on Earth is a village called Oymyakon in Siberia, Russia. If you were to go outside naked on an average day, you’d freeze to death in one minute. Its record low temperature is negative 96 degrees Fahrenheit.
- John Tyler was 10th president of the U.S. from 1841 to 1845, and died in 1862. And believe it or not, he still has two living GRANDCHILDREN. They’re both in their 90s.
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