TODAY’S BLOG — Coronavirus Insanity: Deodorant sales are down, a guy is busted for buying a Lamborghini with PPP funds, and more … The weirdest town name in all 50 states … The “world’s most identical twins” share a boyfriend and want him to get them both pregnant at the same time …
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Story 1: Coronavirus Insanity: Deodorant Sales Are Down, a Guy Is Busted for Buying a Lamborghini with PPP Funds, and More
Here’s a fresh round-up of coronavirus insanity . . .
1. Body odor isn’t a big deal if you’re never around other people, right? Deodorant sales are down during the pandemic according to Unilever, which makes brands like Dove and Axe.
2. A guy in Florida has been charged with fraud after he got $3.9 million in PPP loans . . . and used the money to buy things like a Lamborghini.
3. The Butler County Fair in Ohio is recommending everyone “stay one cow apart” for social distancing.
4. Google has announced it will keep its employees working remotely until at least a YEAR from now . . . July of 2021.
5. The police in Miami, Florida are setting up “mask traps” to catch people not wearing masks, and then fining them $100.
6. A goat was arrested in Kanpur, India for not wearing a mask.
7. Robert O’Brien, the president’s national security advisor, has tested positive for coronavirus. He’s the highest-ranking official to test positive so far.
Story 2: The Weirdest Town Name in All 50 States
Someone spent some serious time and found the weirdest TOWN NAME in all 50 states. Here are some of our favorites . . .
- Booger Hollow, Arkansas . . . and Booger Hole, West Virginia.
- Number Eight, Missouri . . . and Ninety Six, South Carolina.
- Paint Lick, Kentucky.
- Accident, Maryland.
- Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts.
- Dummer, New Hampshire.
- Handsome Eddy, New York.
- The founders of these three must not have been impressed: Dull, Ohio . . . Boring, Oregon . . . and Bland, Virginia.
- Some random sounds also made the list: Eek, Alaska . . . What Cheer, Iowa . . . Zap, North Dakota . . . and Ding Dong, Texas.
- Lots of animal names: Frog Eye, Alabama . . . Catfish Paradise, Arizona . . . Flea Hill, Delaware . . . Chicken Bristle, Illinois . . . Elephant Butte, New Mexico . . . Plenty Bears, South Dakota . . . Mosquitoville, Vermont . . . and Worms, Nebraska.
Story 3: The “World’s Most Identical Twins” Share a Boyfriend and Want Him to Get Them Both Pregnant at the Same Time
What’s important here is that this all sounds totally normal.
34-year-old Anna and Lucy DeCinque of Perth, Australia are identical twins . . . in fact, they were named the “world’s most identical twins” at a festival. And they REALLY take that seriously.
They refuse to be more than a few feet apart, dress alike, share a job, have the same plastic surgery, eat exactly the same number of calories, exercise the same amount of time, and even use the toilet at the same time.
And . . . they share the same boyfriend. He’s a 39-year-old guy named Ben Byrne, and they say he, quote, “understands our bond.”
So now . . . they want him to get them both PREGNANT at the same time.
They’re not totally sure how that’s going to be possible, and they’re thinking it might require IVF . . . but that’s the plan. Quote, “We want to experience pregnancy together.”
Go here for a photo of Ben and the twins.
Go here for more.
World’s most identical twins who share boyfriend vow to conceive at same time https://t.co/Nte6PSl6p6 #thismorning
— Mirror TV (@MirrorTV) July 27, 2020
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The Moore Yooou Knoooow: Random Facts to Feed Your Brain!
- The original reels of “Gone with the Wind”, “The Wizard of Oz”, and many other classic movies and TV shows are stored in an underground salt mine in Kansas.
- Young rabbits, pandas, and many other animals instinctively eat their mother’s feces . . . because it contains bacteria they need to properly digest vegetation.
- Hawaiian pizza with ham and pineapple wasn’t invented in Hawaii. It was invented by a guy named Sam Panopoulos in Ontario, Canada in 1962.
- GEICO came up with its gecko mascot in 1999 when there was a Screen Actors Guild strike that kept them from using live actors.
- “Veto” is a Latin word that means “I forbid.”
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