Get paid $2,000 to watch every episode of whatever show you want … KFC is mocking people on Twitter for trying to recreate their chicken … A man wearing thong underwear as a protective mask assaults a guy who made fun of him …
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Get paid $2,000 to watch every episode of whatever show you want…
A lot of Americans are just sitting at home . . . staring at the TV . . . waiting for the coronavirus to pack up and KICK ROCKS. So, wouldn’t it be cool if you could get paid for doing . . . just that?
CableTV.com is looking to hire FIVE people . . . who will watch EVERY episode of ANY show of their choosing, regardless of how long it’ll take, for $2,000. (That’s not bad . . . but keep in mind that’s before taxes.)
You’ll also get some additional perks, like a free year of your preferred streaming service, and a $100 gift card you can use to have food delivered while you “work.”
All you have to do to apply is pick your show, and answer a few questions.
You do need to be 18, and be an active social media user. And if you’re hired, all you gotta do is watch TV, and post about it on Instagram or Twitter. The deadline to apply is April 20th.
They say you CAN choose anything from “Freaks and Geeks”, which only lasted one season . . . up to “The Simpsons”, which has nearly 700 episodes.
KFC is mocking people on Twitter for trying to recreate their chicken…
A few days ago, a guy in the U.K. shared the results of his 18-month quest to perfectly recreate KFC’s fried chicken at home. He says his recipe is now virtually identical in taste to KFC, so he shared it with the world.
Well . . . KFC clearly doesn’t think he nailed it.
As people have been sharing pictures of their homemade KFC knockoffs on Twitter, the official account of KFC U.K. and Ireland has been responding . . . and MOCKING them for how bad it looks.
They have given a few people credit for good-looking fried chicken . . . but in most cases, they’re calling the attempts SAD and unappetizing.
Go here for more including examples of responses.
Carole cluckin' Baskin wouldn't even feed this to her tigers. 4/10. #RateMyKFC https://t.co/uXoVQ0Ji1K
— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) April 7, 2020
A man wearing thong underwear as a protective mask assaults a guy who made fun of him…
Thong underwear isn’t made to cover things up . . . so I’m not exactly sure why this guy thought it’d be effective for THIS.
A 47-year-old guy in Battle Creek, Michigan decided to use a THONG to make himself a face mask on Monday night.
Well, a 57-year-old friend of his saw him and made fun of the mask.
So the guy HIT his friend in the head and kicked him in the ribs.
There’s a warrant out for him now on assault charges. And unfortunately, there aren’t any pictures of him in his thong mask.
Survey Says?! Win bragging rights and 10 Bonus Entries for the Big Ticket Giveaway!
According to a new survey, people are doing THIS on the clock while working from home.
Answer: Drinking alcohol. | Go here for more.
More results . . .
The survey broke it down state-by-state and found people in Hawaii are doing the most drinking on the clock right now . . . 67% have done it.
It’s happening the least in Arkansas, where only 8% of people say they’ve done it.
The survey also found that the drink we’re most likely to have during our work hours is beer . . . and 20% of people have, quote, “stockpiled alcohol” for this period of self-isolation.
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Random facts to feed your brain…
- The Pentagon wasn’t supposed to be the permanent home of the Defense Department . . . it was built for World War Two with the plan of turning it into office or warehouse space after.
- The Algerian national anthem was originally written on a prison wall in BLOOD. It was written by an Algerian poet in 1956 when Algeria was a French colony, and he was being held by the French troops.
- The word for a single piece of confetti is “confetto.”
- During the course of your life, you’re breathing in molecules of air that have been breathed in by almost every OTHER person who’s ever lived. It’s not guaranteed or anything. But yeah, mathematically it’s possible.
- The oldest living civilization on Earth is the Aboriginal Australians. DNA testing confirms they’re at least 72,000 years old.