Two moms, Billie Jean Williams, 27, and Mary Joyce Daffron, 28, who celebrated Mother's Day behind bars after leaving their kids -- ages six and eight -- at a beach bar while they went on a booze cruise around the lake for an hour. Police became aware of the situation and were there to greet the boat as it came back in. Both woman were so drunk they fell into the water as they tried to get off the boat. The women said they had been gone only ten minutes and the children were left under the supervision of the eight-year-old's "godfather." Officers later discovered the "godfather" was, in fact, a man one of the mothers met earlier in the day, whose last name neither woman knew. Williams and Daffron were booked on one count each of child neglect. Daffron wouldn't go quietly and was additionally charged with resisting arrest.
 

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- James Hough @hihough ... Angelina Jolie isn't allowed to do anything to her lips without consulting us first, right?

- Mr. Anthropy @Zwolf666 ... From the sounds I'm hearing, either somebody's running in flip-flops or Toothless Susie has found another sandwich.

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- Jamie Lee ?@TheJamieLee ... Home is where the change of clothes is.

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- A Guy Named Kelly @kellysdf ... There are some things you'll only see in TV commercials. Like laughing young people at Red Lobster.

- Jamie Lee @TheJamieLee ... Boy, all this questioning whether or not God exists is making me agnausted!


 
 

 At a British science fiction convention, "Star Wars" fans got into a brawl with two guys dressed as "Dr. Who":

      . . . Police say several people were injured, and three light sabers were bent to the point that the plastic was permanently creased.

      . . . It took police almost an hour to contain things . . . because they couldn't stop laughing.

      . . . And even though there were no injuries, police are reporting irreparable damage to thousands of inhalers.