James Collins, 56, who called 911 to say his neighbors were mean and wouldn't drink with him. The dispatcher told Collins he was misusing the 911 system. Collins, who turned 56 earlier in the day, did not get the message and called back a second time. Police responded and Collins was arrested on charges including disorderly intoxication and misuse of 911.
Benjamin Duddles, 41, who called 911 and asked for assistance in removing a snoring woman from his bed. Duddles revealed to police that the pair "drank together, had sexual relations and she fell asleep." Duddles returned to his bedroom and could not roust the snoring woman. Duddles dialed 911 and complained that the woman was "now snoring like a train and he wants her out." Police advised Duddles that a snoring woman in his bed was not a police matter, since he had allowed her into his home. Duddles, was not arrested, but was directed to work out the "issue" in the morning.
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A survey by cupid.com found that the Southern drawl is the sexiest accent in America. And we thought it was great cooking that's helping Paula Deen make a comeback.
That's why Kathleen Sebelius announced that improvements to the Obamacare website are pert' near finished.
A Dutch University study found that depression speeds up the aging process and makes us older faster. Great, another thing to feel depressed about.
== AROUND THE NATION ==
The Mormon church completed a deal that results in it owning 2 percent of the land in Florida. They bought 295,000 acres at a cost of $565 million; it goes to show how much money can be saved by not buying Starbucks coffee every day.
The governor of Hawaii signed a bill making gay marriage legal there. So if you're a man, and you wanna lei from another man, come to Hawaii!
If you're not the marrying kind and just want Hawaiian gay sex, ask your travel agent for the "Don Ho" experience.
== AROUND THE GLOBE ==
Rupee a stray dog that was rescued by its owner became the first dog to hike up Mount Everest. And he became the first climber to poop anywhere he wanted on Mount Everest.
Scotland Yard reversed a coroner's finding of foul play in the 2010 death of a British spy whose naked, decomposing body was found stuffed inside a zipped, padlocked gym bag, ruling that his death was likely an accident. Apparently somebody accidentally padlocked the gym back after the spy accidentally fell into it. These things happen all the time.
Britain's Prince Charles is now old enough to start collecting his government pension, even though he's yet to assume his job as king. Think how much money we could save if we let our politicians start collecting their pensions without ever letting them assume office.
== SHOW BIZ BUZZ ==
Blooper out-takes from the 1991 serial killer movie Silence of the Lambs has gone viral. It's always funny when a cannibal does an entire scene with someone stuck in his teeth.
Ben Affleck will wear a newly designed bat suit when he plays Batman in "Man of Steel 2." This is the extra padded suit that keeps him safe from the eggs and tomatoes people will throw at him for taking the Batman role.
Mariah Carey said that being a judge on "American Idol" was like ''going to work every day in hell with Satan." What? And that was AFTER Simon Cowell left the show?
== CELEBRITY DRIVEL ==
Jenna Jameson says she decided to return to porn to help feed her kids. I totally understand. I return to porn every day to keep from starving.
Scarlett Johansson says a little bit of porn is good for both men and women. Okay, Scarlett, you're the doctor. Heal me.
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