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Fact or Bullcrap

2/22/12

#1.) Adele was discovered on Myspace. Fact: She made a demo for a school project, her friend posted it, and XL Recordings made her an offer.
 
#2.) Adele was born in India, where her father was stationed in the British military. Bullcrap: She was born in England.
 
#3.) Adele's middle name is the same as Jay-Z's daughter's first name. Fact: Her full name is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins.

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Dumbass News

2/22/12

Tazed And Confused: Ultimate Tazer Ball is becoming a hot new sport. Players user 300,000-volt stun guns to try and stop their opponents from tossing a large foam ball into a netted goal. Only the player who has the ball can be tazed. The LA Nightlight, the Philadelphia Killawatts, the Toronto Terror and the San Diego Spartans are the first four Ultimate Tazer Ball teams.

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Impossible Trivia

2/22/12

According to USA Today - About 24% of us are so impatient we do THIS...What is it?

A: (thinking no one is looking) Run a red light!

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Headlines
--Clint Eastwood said we haven't had a good president since Truman. Well, if the legendary star of "Every Which Way But Loose" and "Pink Cadillac" is talking politics, you'd better believe I'M listening!
 
--Depeche Mode announced they're working on a new album . . . Which is perfect, because I've had a hankering to put on some black eyeliner and cut myself.
 
--In New Orleans yesterday, Bret Michaels and Cyndi Lauper gave concerts to mark the start of Mardi Gras. Because this year's Mardi Gras theme is "You'll get so drunk, you'll think it's 1988."
 
--Troops at a U.S. base in Afghanistan accidentally burned copies of the Koran. In retaliation, the Afghan people burned thousands of copies of America's holy texts. You should have seen those "Twilight" books go up in flames!
 
--A 300-pound man stripped naked and attempted to steal socks from a Pennsylvania Walmart.  I can understand the other stuff, but come on man, Target has such better socks.
 
--A Kentucky woman got married on her 100th birthday. So, don't give up hope, Jennifer Aniston!
 
--Mitt Romney's campaign burned through money at a record pace in January.   The last time Mitt burned through money at this rate, he was lighting the grill at his annual "Laugh at the Poor" barbecue for rich people.
 
--A study finds that the average facelift can make you look 7 years younger.  That's why Joan Rivers only looks 143.

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